So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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