we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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