I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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