Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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