she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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