I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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