summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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