belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
