My first STD was from a foam party
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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