Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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