your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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