So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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