all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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