i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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