it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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