How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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