I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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