Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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