shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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