The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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