OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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