I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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