I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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