are you so shy because you have an std?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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