so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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