just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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