Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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