lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
This house was built for laser tag.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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