stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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