Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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