are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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