we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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