I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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