I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
