I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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