okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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