Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
