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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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