I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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