i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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