We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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