TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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