I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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