you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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