I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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