i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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