i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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