i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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