People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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