yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
This baby is an asshole
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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