if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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