okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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