I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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