I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's the barista slut.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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