Christians are straight up FREAKS
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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