just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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