Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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