fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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