I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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